Monday, June 18, 2007

Why do the Musicians prove to be a better Lover ?

Maybe it's the dexterity of those masterful hands, or that flair for rhythm and groove, but musicians can be a very sexy lot. If you're looking for a special someone who'll really rock your world, look no farther than that hot guitarist pumping out searing solos on a low-slung lipstick-red Strat, or that babe in basic black coaxing resonant tones from a curvaceous cello squoze lovingly between her knees. If music is the universal language and love is all you need, those sweet harmonies are sure to soar when you hand your heart to a musician because: Music is a romance language. Eavesdrop on a classical rehearsal, and you're likely to hear those virtuosos uttering things that would make any red-blooded Bartok buff blush. Adagio, appassionato, accelerando, crescendo, affrettando, con brio, al momento piu emozionante ... translation? Slowly, with passion, gradually getting faster, gradually getting stronger, pressing onwards, vigorously, to the highest point. Whoa, is it me, or is it getting hot in here? Musicians got technique. Even the vocabulary sounds sexy, for example: embouchure. What does it mean? It's the highly specialized talents of the lips and tongue that horn players are so famous for. I mean, how kissable is that? And those piano players' long nimble fingers can tickle oh so many keys at once, while a passionate percussionist can keep that seductive groove going strong all night long. Admire the agile arms of a violinist working the bow gracefully across the strings, or sway to the sultry torch songs of a dazzling diva and her jazz sextet in a candlelit cafe. Whatever their instrument of choice, musicians have finely tuned skills that are easily transposed to the talents of love. Love sings eternal. Why is it that ninety percent of all the songs ever written are odes to love? Because love and music go together like champagne and roses, that's why. Whether it's an ancient aria, a dreamy ballad or a flashy top forty hit, love is more likely than not the underlying inspiration. When it comes to the finer points of love, musicians not only know the score, they actually wrote it. Players have panache. Whether it's the hips of Elvis, the lips of lady Madonna or even Beethoven's big hair, musicians have been stylistic trendsetters for time immemorial. Add in an unforgettable voice, or a mysterious talent for getting wood and steel to sing like a bird, and you have all the elements of that certain je ne sais quois that make musicians so charismatically captivating. Convinced that you and a maestro might just make beautiful music together, romantically speaking? Considering making an overture but not sure how? Here's the key: combine a feel for fusion with a little lucky improvisation, tune up your heartstrings and invite that irresistible instrumentalist to join you in a dynamic duet to beat the band.

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